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Being a neko, your eyesight was far better, allowing you to make note of everything and read the note perfectly despite being a 3 months old baby kitten cub. When you waked up the next morning you went through your daily routine of waking up your parents by screaming at the top of your lungs for them to feed you but stopped when noticed youВ something. You fall asleep after you thought this so your parents put a pacifier in your mouth and placed you gently into your crib.

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Me mommy-chan and daddy-chan always give me exactly what I want, do exactly as I say, let me do whatever I want, feed meВ 100 square meals a day plus snacks, give me literally 24/7 attention over anything else and never get on to me or punish me even whan I break stuff or throw other babies out windows or cry uninterrupted forВ 5 weeksВ straight because they bought me the wrong My Little Pony plushie! Exactly like all good mommies and daddies should be! Mommy-chan and daddy-chan are the bestest peoples in the universe and IвЂ™m so glad they donвЂ™t spoil me! I sure hope notting bad ever happens to me and my family! My life is completely utterly absolutely positively 110 % perfect!, you you thought to yourself. вЂњYep daddys little kitten.вЂќ your daddy said, making you curl into a ball with your tail swishing side to side and hug your stuffy tighter while eating the catnip. Turning back into your neko form you said вЂњKay now Daddy-chan where'sВ that twelfth bag ofВ catnip you pwomised?вЂќ YouвЂ™re daddy gave a little baggy of catnip to you and scratched your ears causing you to gurgle, purr, mew, meou and giggle more louder than before and rub your head into his hand.

вЂњThatВ was yum yum yummy in my tum tum tummy mommy-Chan and daddy-chan!вЂќ you saidВ finishing the food and grabbing Unicorny and turning into your cat form so you can jump into your fatherвЂ™s arms with your stuffy without hurting yourself.

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вЂњNo sheвЂ™s all full y/n.вЂќ your mommy said.вЂњOkey dokey pokey mommy-chan!вЂќ you said.

вЂњMay IВ PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE give my widdle stuffy wuffy some foodie foods two, Mommy-chan?вЂќ you said in literally the cutest voice any life form in any universe had and would ever use ever as you were grabbing the cheesecake and waffles in your claws and shoving them into your mouth. YourВ tail was rapidly swishing back and forth and your cat ears were twitching in excitment at the food and you where jumping up and downВ at literally rapid fire speedsВ causing your high chair to bounce up and down rapidly too at the food. You was smiling at them showing youвЂ™re fangs.You hugged your rainbow sparkled stuffed animal rainbow unicorn named Unicorny tight to your chest as you ate the food from your food bowl. YouвЂ™re parents had just given you youвЂ™re 87th plate of cheesecake and waffles for the 3 month anniversary of your birth (you wasВ 3 months old) and you was gurgling, purring, mewing, meouing and gigglingВ at the top of your lungsВ at the sight and smell of the food. You were wearing a Hello Kitty diaper with a hole cut into it for your tail, aВ little white dress withВ a silk purpleВ ribbonВ around the waist that tied into a bow in your hair with a baby blue rose above it, and. YouвЂ™re hot pink tail (as hot pink as your cat ears)was bushy, pinned up and curly at the tip and was the most softest, fluffiest, cutest, thing on the entire planet. Like all nekos you had the tail, claws, and fangs of a cat and had cat ears on the top of your head and hadВ a cat form and had the senses of a cat and was smarter than the average human and is extremly kawaii desu. You were an 3 month old neko baby kitten cub girl.

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